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団地、フォント:一瞬、古代文明の暗号かと思った(笑)「公営住宅高砂団地」(群馬県高崎市)。「営」の下が「回」になってる!「砂」の詰め込み方もおもしろい。 (via https://twitter.com/roadexplorer/status/505992378142842880)

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jamietheundeadamerican:

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forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

damn selfish babies taking up all the space

NAW MAN, LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT PREGNANCY AND BABIES, ALRIGHT?
FIRST OF ALL, IT SUCKS DICK. FIRST OFF LET ME GIVE YOU A MOTHERFUCKING RUNDOWN ON WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T EAT OR DRINK WHEN YOU’RE PREGNANT.
SUSHI
EGGS
NO UNCOOKED ANYTHING IN FUCKING GENERAL ACTUALLY. AND ESPECIALLY NOT FISH.
ANYTHING WITH CAFFEINE IN IT, WHICH INCLUDES COFFEE, SODA, CHOCOLATE (THAT’S RIGHT, NO CHOCOLATE), SEVERAL TYPES OF COOKIES AND CANDIES, AND ENERGY DRINKS.
VEGETABLES AND MEATS THAT ARE RICH IN NITRATES LIKE HOTDOGS, SAUSAGE, LETTUCE, SPINACH AND CELERY.
SO BASICALLY IF YOU’RE USED TO EATING OR DRINKING ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO QUIT COLD TURKEY THE SECOND YOU GET PREGNANT.
NOW I’M NOT EVEN DONE. YOU SEE THAT PINK UPSIDE-DOWN TRIANGLE BELOW THE BABY’S HEAD? YEAH? THAT’S YOUR BLADDER. BABIES SQUEEZE DOWN ON THAT LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND ONCE YOU HIT THE THIRD TRIMESTER, YOU BASICALLY HAVE AN ELDERLY PERSON’S BLADDER. MY MOTHER TELLS ME SHE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT LEAST 6 TIMES A DAY JUST SO SHE WOULDN’T WET HERSELF. ALSO WITH A BABY SQUEEZING’ UP AGAINST YOUR FUCKING INTESTINES LIKE THAT SAY HELLO TO CONSTIPATION NATION, EVERYONE.
SO NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE THE BLADDER AND BOWELS OF AN OLD PERSON, BUT THAT GROWING HUMAN BEING GROWING OUT OF YOUR GULLET ALSO PUTS A HUUUUGE STRAIN ON YOUR BACK. NOT TO MENTION IT’S A PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS TO MOVE ANYWHERE, SINCE YOU NEED TO START WALKING LIKE SOMEONE OUT OF A MONTY PYTHON SKIT JUST TO GET AROUND EFFICIENTLY. ALSO THAT ADDED WEIGHT MAKES YOUR FEET ACHE SOMETHING AWFUL. SO WHAT CAN YOU DO?
WELL GUESS WHAT. YOU CAN’T TAKE ASPRIN. ABSOLUTELY NO ASPRIN. NO IBUPROFEN, NO NAPROXEN NO NOTHING. 
SO NOT ONLY ARE YOU IN PROBABLY THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE YOU WILL EVER BE, BUT YOUR MEDICINE CHOICES ARE EXTREMELY FUCKING LIMITED. (AND NO, I MENTIONED NO CHOCOLATE EITHER.)
DO YOU GUYS NOT REALIZE THAT THE FATE OF SOCIETY AND THE HUMAN RACE IN GENERAL IS BASED ON THE FACT THAT WOMEN MOSTLY CHOOSE TO GET PREGNANT? FOR LITTLE TO NO REWARD?! THE UNITED STATES ONLY GIVES 12 UNPAID WEEKS OF MATERNITY LEAVE ON AVERAGE. 
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE FUCKING PROCESS BY WHICH OUR POPULATION CONTINUES TO GROW WOULD BE FUCKING REWARDED AND CELEBRATED, NOT SWEPT UNDER THE FUCKING RUG LIKE A PIECE OF FUCKING DUST.
/RANT OVER

Greatest rant ever.

But nah, pregnancy is just an “inconvenience”
-Katey

dammit fuck this just gave me flashbacks, now I need a DQ pineapple sundae.

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"富野カントク、昨年末の「イデオンをリメークしてもいい」との自身の爆弾発言を「1週間前にテレビシリーズを見返してみたらその必要はないと思えた。あとめんどくさい」と撤回!面白すぎ。"

Twitter / SUPER_32X: 富野カントク、昨年末の「イデオンをリメークしてもいい … (via mcsgsym)

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"父親は無職だったので地元の駅などでくつろいでることが多かったのですが、一番気合いが入ってた時期は、俺と同じ学校に通う生徒を捕まえては「おじさん誰かに似てないか?」と聞きまくる地獄クイズの司会者と化してたのでヤバかった"

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■ 犯人逮捕の決め手

警察は犯人が逃走する際に引火した新聞紙の燃え残りを徹底的に分析、印刷する際、四隅に入る「トンボ」のわずかな見当ズレや版の消耗から発生するわずかな印刷擦れ、「第〇〇版」という紙面上部に入る印刷完了時を示す符号等から工場に複数台あるオフ輪印刷機の特定並びに配達地域を割り出した。

その地区の住人で逃走車両と同型の車を持っていたのはこの男だけだったため、警察は重要参考人として事情聴取、家宅捜索の結果、犯人が犯行後テレビ局に送りつけた犯行声明の筆圧が残った便箋が発見され、この男は犯行を自供した。

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武富士弘前支店強盗殺人・放火事件- Wikipedia (via suchi)

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